As far as hentai animations go, Victorian Maid Maria no Houshi is one of the select few that I can honestly call a masterpiece. It manages to combine realism, eroticism, and believability without f**king it up beyond belief-- a feat that most hentai series/OVAs attempting to combine these three things have failed to achieve. STORY (9/10): This hentai has no story whatsoever-- ironically, this works greatly in its favor. The OVA follows a day in the life of an unidentified, faceless man (likely a wealthy aristocrat or socialite, judging by the elaborate mansion that the OVA takes place in), focusing on his numerous sexual escapades with hismaid--the voluptuous, amorous, yet highly reserved Maria. The hentai doesn't bother distracting the viewer with some half-baked plot about trivial conflicts or sadistic masters hellbent on raping everything with a vagina (a setup which, sadly, seems to go hand-in-hand with many maid-oriented hentai series these days). Instead, it simply focuses on making the sex scenes between Maria and her master as detailed and erotic as possible. By doing so, it steps far above similar hentai series in terms of quality.
ART/ANIMATION (10/10):
(Note: I'm going to be getting quite graphic with my descriptions for this part. You've been warned.)
I honestly can't find the words to describe how incredible the animation in this hentai was. The anatomy and facial expressions of Maria were some of the best that I've ever seen in an OVA. And then there's the realistic body physics-- Oh. My. God. This was honestly the first hentai I've watched that actually went out of its way to accurately depict a man's penis gradually going from flaccid to full erection, WHILE getting a blowjob. It's also one of the few that I've seen which shows realistic ejaculation, i.e. semen shooting out 6 inches into the air at most (unlike nearly every single hentai orgasm scene where the guy's dick turns into a pressurized jet hose and shoots his load up to 20 feet across the room, or blasts it out in all directions like a freaking shotgun). Even the breast physics are accurate-- every bounce and jiggle looked believable.
SOUND (10/10):
The sound in this hentai was also realistic. While there were audible wet intercourse sounds, they weren't made so loud as to sound fake, nor were they so quiet that they were almost impossible to hear. Maria's moans and breathing sounded very authentic as well. There was no background music throughout the hentai, but this seemed to work well for it. No music meant it was easier to hear every sound down to the faintest moan, which helped make the scenes more immersive.
CHARACTER (10/10):
Maria's was the only actual "character" in the hentai (as the faceless man never speaks or makes any sound). She portrays the role of the maid perfectly: She is soft-spoken, submissive, and respectful when she talks, and she puts all of her master's needs in the highest priority. At the same time, she is subtly intimate and amorous in her behavior, teasing and enticing the viewer without coming off as desperate or over-eager.
ENJOYMENT (10/10):
I'm planning to watch it again after I finish this review. Yeah, it's THAT good.
OVERALL (10/10):
Tenouttaten, would watch again... and again... and again... and again...
ZoZogger568
February 13, 2018
Recommended
The best kind of porn story is no story. There's no plot, no convoluted setup, no drama. There's a sexy maid and her job is to please you in ANY way possible. End of set up. Great animation and sound direction, good camera work. If you like 'em busty and blonde, this is for you. There's really nothing else to say, but MAL says i have to have a longer review before I can post this so that's why you're reading this. Still typing and wondering what the minimum word requirement it. words words words its a good porno there thats all you need toknow words words words words words words still wondering what the minimum word count is words words words
nonotsafeforkirby
January 11, 2019
Recommended
Let me start this by saying, this is quite possibly my favourite hentai I have ever watched. STORY There's no story. At all. Now, this doesn't bother me at all personally but i feel like with just a bit of story the whole hentai could be improved. CHARACTERS The main, and technically only, character in this is our busty maid Maria. Her design is borderline perfect. Her face is soft and adorable without being overly anime-like. Her body is mature looking with thick thighs and a large bust. The man behind the camera doesn't have a face, however, so I can't comment on him. ART I adore the artstyle of this. Modern, but not obnoxious like other anime/hentai. There's a certain softness here that I adore. The animation was natural, especially the breasts. I have to say that the boob physics were incredible. The facial expressions Maria made were beautiful. I can't really praise the art or animation enough.
SOUND
The sound in this felt incredibly natural. No loud sound effects, no squeaky moans, just wonderful, delicious sound.
ENJOYMENT
Let's just say I very very much enjoyed this. And would definitely watch it again.
OVERALL
This is definitely one of the best hentai I have ever seen. It's so beautifully drawn, animated, voiced and written. I truly hope to see another episode, or at least more hentai drawn/animated by this artist.
slslaaack666
February 17, 2022
Recommended
"I, Maria, like always, shall... There, there. Shall do this for you." Story: Best way to relax after a tiring day at work? Letting you loyal maid take care of your every need. Art: Everything feels very clean, fresh and the artstyle is quite unique. CG is absolutely seamless and the very few weird frames are way too overweighted by the sheer amount of different outstanding angles to ever become the slightest bother. Sound: MC is not voiced, and that's always a triple plus to me. Maria voice sounds great and fits her character very well. Sound effects are quite good, although mostly overshadowed by Maria's screams andmoans (which I think are just a bit too loud). No idea if that was the intention, but having no music throughout the whole thing (besides the credit's, which is pretty good for what it's worth) makes the experience all the more relaxing and comforting.
Character: Again, nothing on the MC's side (besides not being a fat bastard, which is always an accomplishment nowadays), just how I like it. Maria's great. She's beautiful, calm, loving and everything else a maid should strive to be, hitting the maid trope right in the nail.
Enjoyment: I simply loved this from beginning to end, especially the POV scenes. A both sexy and relaxing show. One of vanilla's finest.
Overall: The very pinnacle of maid hentai.
