Love Bites

Love Bites is a 2 and a half minute ONA created by a YouTube user who goes by the name of taneka. Typically, he created claymation horror animations--this is one of his first ventures into MMD animation. Love Bites is a shock horror animation, and if you enjoy that type of thing, go for it. If you don't, ignore it. You're not missing out on much unless you fall in love with the guy's animations. Supposedly, his claymations were better in quality and creativity. I haven't had the opportunity to check said claymations out, so I can't give you a first-hand recommendation. I enjoyed thisanimation for the black humour aspect since I'm not into shock horror. The black humour is somewhat tasteful, but I don't want to glorify it too much. There's not a lot to say here, really. The art is bad, the animation is bad and the sounds are bad. However, they are endearingly bad...to an extent. Some of the lacklustre animation is (un?)intentionally hilarious, which added to my enjoyment. Story and characters are fields that don't apply to Love Bites. Love Bites is a short animation that you can find on YouTube. If you're not adverse to poorly-animated and badly-rendered gore, you don't have much to lose.

Takena. The man. The myth. The legend. Hell, the GOAT. This man gives us, the community, a great gift in which I found to be very random. But you know what, randomness is great sometimes. Not everything needs to follow a general convention. Imagine how boring the world would be! You wouldn't have guessed that X happens in this anime. Though, with this being a Takena piece of media, you should have some knowledge that something dumb will happen, but not in a way you would have expected it exactly. I like weird things. They are unconventional. And as someone who isn't afraid to embrace weird, ludicrous, downright stupid stuff.I can say that "Love Bites" passes in all of those categories. With this having a score <3 (not a heart but you can take it that way <3), I can't say I am happy about this general perception of this masterpiece (in its own right). Story this, characters that. Visuals this, audio that. Who even cares. It is clear Takena didn't. You shouldn't too! 10/10 ---- Also, this man has a Patreon page (https://www.patreon.com/takena), you know the drill and you are doing god's work if you do what needs to be done.

Hilariously bad, worth watching. Edit: It seems like that wasn't long enough for a review so I'll write a little more. This animation is available in youtube so it's not very hard to find. It's 2 minutes and 25 seconds long and you will be laughing from start to end of how bad it is. Edit 2: That's still not long enough and I don't know what else to write. The video uses 3D animation, it looks awful and I'm not even sure that the assets are 100% original. It contains explicit depictions of violence and there's no soundtrack or dialogue, only sound effects (I'm not surethe sound effects are original either). The plot will keep you on your seat, including various unexpected plot twists (I won't spoil it for you).

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