Pinkfong Cinema Concert: Ujudaetamheom

Baby Shark and its consequences has been a disaster for the human race. Somewhere in a meeting room, execs held a meeting on how to squeeze out more money for minimal cost. I imagine that’s how this movie was born. Well, to call Baby Shark's Space Adventure a “movie“ might be a bit of stretch. It’s a set of music videos loosely tied together by an extremely basic and low effort story. The songs of course aren’t original, they are a collection of Pinkfong’s viral children song, the most known of course being Baby Shark, which you’ll have the displeasure of hearing four and a halftimes during the movie. The movie is one giant commercial. Like, seriously, they literally included the company name in the movie title. The animation ranges from the most low effort kids cartoon 3D CGI known to man, to corporate clipart. The only part that doesn’t look awful is the short pixel art section. I think that it will have long-lasting lobotomizing effect on the kids unfortunate enough to watch this.